Two things I learned today:
#1
If at any time in the course of your blogs’ life, you include a post with the words “boots” and “fetish” in the same piece, you will be haunted by weird and painful to ponder search terms for the duration of your blogs’ life, daily, with or without said words in title.
If a lack of writing inspiration sets in, a collection of these can always take the place of a legitimate blog entry.
#2
If, as a few friends have done, you include any variation of the word “Girls” in your blog title, you will have even more weird search terms. It’s painful to ponder who’s doing these searches. My all time favorite so far has been “Girls Doing Knob Jobs”.
If you object to such search terms ending up in your stats, you can always take indirect revenge by inventing your own weird search terms and seeing who elses blog you can land on.
But you’d have to be pretty bored.
This is too funny! The weirdest people out there with the weirdest terms. I have had boots in my blog but not fetish lol.
So I am safe from the weird search terms still. Funny part about my blog is that I meant it to be about anything I think of, and it seems the entry that is awfully popular is Colored Winter!
You’d think people more interested about relationships for example, but no boots are it!
To be fair, people are interested in boots, just boots. It’s just that some of them are interested in them for weird reasons. LOL.
Good morning, Pearl!
For me, #1 on my all-time list is ‘tree faces’.
I didn’t even know what the heck those were at first.
Nowadays, anything to do with ‘uncle’ can be expected.
The latest was “my naught uncle”. And “chilling out games
for a treehouse” has to count for something. A hit’s a hit.
Have a great Sunday!
Good thing you don’t have “boots”, or “girls” in the title. I can only imagine who would visit….
I know some people are even interested in worse things than boots… God save me from the weirdos
No kidding!
i will definitely Bare this in mind.
thanks for the giggle, pearl.
Yeah, one of the latest ones included the words cowgirl, boots, and fetish. Guess I did use the F word in that piece…..
This is too funny… thanks for the laugh…
Thanks you too! I’d love to start a thread of weirdest search terms ever, from peoples blogs. But I’m kinda afraid what I might find!
Oh boy. Now I’m kinda curious to put up a post that would attract all the weird searches just to see what is out there as far as people searching goes.
Tempting and funny LOL…But true..it’s amazing how the most innocent of search terms can lead you into the strangest of sites…
Sorry I haven’t commented for a while..am often reading your posts..I often think of something to say and then life gets in the way… just seems to take up so much time these days ;o}
I think I’m up to date now though…and as usual have enjoyed it all thoroughly…Take Care Pearl…xx
Reah,
Oh, yeah–that’s the other side of the coin: doing a straight/innocent search and landing on really, really weird sites. I don’t mind weird so much, but I’ve landed places much worse than weird.
Thanks for stopping by, and don’t apologize–I hate that obliged-to-comment thing anyhow! Happy you visited, and to see you posting!
Pearl
We all know how p.o.’d that makes me.
Well, speaking of names that bring the weirdos out? LOL.
Made me laugh… Apparently fetishists don’t seek out ’sunsets’ and ‘dreams’ or ‘deserts’ and ‘dancing’…
I wonder what THEY think as they see words arise instead of flesh or leather…?
I’m thinking they’re a little disappointed?
Thanks for visiting and reading. I hope to see you writing something soon, really have enjoyed your lyrics and words. Is there more to come??? Such a mystery.
–Pearl
@ imperfect servant–LOL–see, that’s what I mean. It’s tempting, isn’t it?